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28/08/2033
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Dirk Seidel vs Sajid Alassel

Boxing Daily Report from the JH Promotions promoted show at Brose Arena, Nuremberg,  taking place on 10/07/2027:

The venue is completely packed out with the fans turning out in force to watch the fights on offer tonight.  
Next up we have one of the supporting contests of this show.  

Looking to impress the boxing fans in attendance, the two fighters competing in this 12 round matchup are Dirk Seidel (13(4) - 0) who hails from Karlsruhe, Germany and Sajid Alassel(20 - 6(1)) from Alexandria, Egypt.  Both Seidel and Alassel weighed in at 147 pounds.  
The referee tonight is Eckerd Birkhofer, and the three ringside judges are Reamonn Dade, Rodman Markt and Kiefer Lab.  

Round 1: 

Seidel lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent and tries to land a jab, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a cross.  
Seidel is looking to keep his distance and lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Seidel lands a firm cross.  
Alassel manages to force Seidel onto the ropes.  Alassel is on target with a left uppercut to his opponents ribs.  
Seidel steps to the outside and lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Alassel attempts to land a jab, but Seidel sidesteps and counters with a solid left hook.  
Seidel sidesteps to the right of his opponent and lands a cross to the body, a jab to the head and a left hook to the head.  
Alassel lands a cross.  
Alassel attempts to land a jab, but Seidel slips the shot and counters with a stinging left uppercut.  
Seidel steps to the outside and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alassel gets on the inside and walks Seidel down, trapping him on the ropes.  Seidel attempts to land a right hook, but Alassel sidesteps and counters with a left hook.  
Seidel steps to the outside and is on target with a jab.  
Alassel tries to land a jab, but Seidel blocks the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Alassel advances into close range.  Seidel lands a right hook to the body followed by a left hook to the head.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside.  Alassel lands an overhand right.  Alassel attempts to land a jab, but Seidel sidesteps and counters with a firm right hook.  
Alassel closes the distance.  Seidel lands a right hook followed by a right uppercut to his opponents head.  
Seidel is on target with a jab.  
Seidel tries to step out of his opponents range.  Alassel hits home with an overhand left.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside and lands a stinging jab.  
Seidel lands a left hook followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Seidel steps to the outside and is on target with a jab.  Seidel attempts to land a jab, but Alassel dodges the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Seidel lands with a stiff jab.  
At the end of Round 1, lets listen in on the corners...Alassel's trainer is suggesting ways of getting through to his opponent.  Alassel's trainer is telling his fighter he is being outworked and needs to throw more.  

Round 1 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 24                            
Jabs Landed: 13                            
Power Shots Thrown: 38                            
Power Shots Landed: 17                            
Head Shots Thrown: 52                            
Head Shots Landed: 28                            
Body Shots Thrown: 10                            
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 12                            
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 22                            
Power Shots Landed: 7                             
Head Shots Thrown: 30                            
Head Shots Landed: 6                             
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 2: 

Alassel quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Alassel throws a jab, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a firm right hook.  
Seidel lands a left hook to the body, a right hook to the head and a left hook to the body.  
Alassel walks his opponent onto the ropes.  Alassel connects with a cross.  
Seidel hits home with a firm right hook.  
Alassel walks his opponent down, trapping him on the ropes.  Seidel connects with a cross.  
Seidel gets on the inside.  Alassel lands a left hook.  Alassel throws a left uppercut, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a firm right hook.  
Seidel sidesteps to the right of his opponent and hits home with a cross.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent and lands with a sharp jab.  Seidel tries to land an overhand left, but Alassel sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent and throws a cross, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alassel is on target with a right hook to Seidel's ribs.  
Seidel lands a right uppercut.  
Alassel quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands a left hook to the body followed by a cross to the head.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alassel steps inside.  Seidel lands a right hook followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Seidel quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Alassel throws a jab, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alassel drives a left uppercut into his opponents body.  
Alassel is looking to close the distance.  Seidel lands a right hook to the body, a left uppercut to the head and a right hook to the head.  
Seidel lands a hard jab.  
Alassel steps inside.  Seidel is on target with a right hook to his opponents body.  


Round 2 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 15                            
Jabs Landed: 5                             
Power Shots Thrown: 36                            
Power Shots Landed: 17                            
Head Shots Thrown: 43                            
Head Shots Landed: 18                            
Body Shots Thrown: 8                             
Body Shots Landed: 4                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 6                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 27                            
Power Shots Landed: 8                             
Head Shots Thrown: 28                            
Head Shots Landed: 5                             
Body Shots Thrown: 5                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Round 3: 

Alassel is looking to close the distance and digs in a left hook to his opponents body.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent and lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Seidel lands a jab to the head followed by a left uppercut to the body.  
Seidel drives a right hook into his opponents body.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent and is on target with a stinging overhand right.  
Seidel lands a cross to the head, an overhand right to the head and a cross to the body.  
Seidel lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Alassel forces Seidel to retreat into a corner.  Alassel drives a right hook into his opponents body.  
Seidel lands a left hook followed by a left uppercut to his opponents body.  He continues the combination and lands a left hook to the head followed by a right hook to the body.  
Seidel lands a jab to the head, a left hook to the body and a left uppercut to the head.  
Seidel lands a left hook to the body, a jab to the head and a right hook to the body.  
Alassel forces Seidel to back into the ropes.  Seidel lands a left uppercut followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Seidel digs in a right hook to his opponents body.  
Alassel is looking to close the distance.  Seidel drives a stinging right hook into Alassel's body.  
Seidel quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands a left uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Seidel connects with a cross.  
Seidel is on target with a left hook to his opponents body.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent and lands a cross, overhand right and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alassel digs in a left hook to his opponents ribs.  
Alassel feints a cross, and then digs in a right uppercut to his opponents body.  


Round 3 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 13                            
Jabs Landed: 5                             
Power Shots Thrown: 43                            
Power Shots Landed: 27                            
Head Shots Thrown: 39                            
Head Shots Landed: 20                            
Body Shots Thrown: 17                            
Body Shots Landed: 12                            

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 4                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 22                            
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 16                            
Head Shots Landed: 0                             
Body Shots Thrown: 10                            
Body Shots Landed: 4                             

Round 4: 

Alassel is looking to close the distance.  Seidel lands a right hook to the body, and then to the head.  He continues the combination and lands a left uppercut to the head followed by a right uppercut to the body.  
Alassel lands a left hook.  Alassel attempts to land a jab, but Seidel blocks the shot and counters with a firm right uppercut.  
Alassel lands a spiteful jab.  
Seidel is looking to keep his distance and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alassel lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Seidel tries to keep the action at long range and connects with a stinging overhand left.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside and is on target with a jab.  
Alassel gets on the inside and drives a left hook into his opponents body.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent.  Seidel sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Alassel lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Seidel lands a solid jab.  
Seidel is looking to keep his distance.  Alassel is on target with an overhand left.  
Seidel steps inside.  Alassel is on target with a right hook to his opponents body.  
Seidel attempts to land a jab, but Alassel slips the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Seidel feints a left, and then finds the target with a spiteful jab.  Seidel tries to land a jab, but Alassel sidesteps and counters with a right hook.  
Alassel is looking to close the distance and throws a right hook, but Seidel ties up his opponent.  Seidel is using his forearm in the clinch.  The ref breaks Seidel's hold and signals for the fight to continue.  
Alassel walks his opponent down, trapping him on the ropes.  Alassel attempts to land an uppercut to the solar plexus, but he strays low!  The ref stops the action.  The ref sends Seidel to the neutral corner.  He warns Alassel that continued fouling will result in a point deduction.  
Seidel tries to step out of his opponents range.  Alassel snaps his opponents head back with a sharp jab.  
Seidel lands a hard jab.  
Seidel tries to step out of his opponents range and connects with an overhand left.  
Seidel lands a jab to the head followed by a cross to the body.  Seidel throws a jab, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Seidel is looking to keep his distance and is on target with a jab.  
Seidel throws a jab, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Alassel advances into close range and lands a right hook.  
Alassel is on target with a left uppercut.  


Round 4 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 24                            
Jabs Landed: 10                            
Power Shots Thrown: 21                            
Power Shots Landed: 8                             
Head Shots Thrown: 39                            
Head Shots Landed: 15                            
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 12                            
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 36                            
Power Shots Landed: 12                            
Head Shots Thrown: 36                            
Head Shots Landed: 14                            
Body Shots Thrown: 12                            
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Round 5: 

Seidel throws a jab, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Seidel is on target with a left hook.  
Alassel lands a left hook to the head followed by a left uppercut to the body.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside.  Seidel quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and connects with an overhand right.  
Seidel throws a jab, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alassel advances into close range.  Seidel connects with a right hook.  
Seidel is looking to keep his distance and attempts to land a jab, but Alassel sidesteps and counters with a left uppercut.  
Seidel hits home with a left hook.  
Seidel lands a left hook to the body followed by a jab to the head.  
Alassel forces Seidel to retreat onto the ropes.  Alassel drives a left hook into his opponents body.  Alassel tries to land a left hook, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Alassel gets on the inside.  Seidel lands a right hook.  
Alassel attempts to land a right hook, but Seidel sidesteps and counters with a stinging right hook.  
Seidel advances into close range.  Alassel throws a left uppercut, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a left hook to his opponents liver.  
Alassel sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Seidel lands a left hook to the body, a left hook to the head and a right uppercut to the head.  
Seidel is looking to keep his distance and lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Seidel gets on the inside and lands a right hook to the body, and then to the head.  
Seidel lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alassel steps inside.  Seidel connects with a left uppercut.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside and snaps his opponents head back with a sharp jab.  
Seidel hits home with a cross.  
Seidel lands with a stiff jab.  
Seidel lands a cross.  
Seidel is looking to keep the action on the outside and hits home with a cross.  
Alassel closes the distance and lands a right hook.  
Seidel attempts to land a jab, but Alassel slips the shot and counters with a right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Seidel finds the target with a sharp jab.  
Seidel attempts to land a jab, but Alassel slips the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Alassel quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and connects with a left hook.  


Round 5 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 24                            
Jabs Landed: 8                             
Power Shots Thrown: 36                            
Power Shots Landed: 21                            
Head Shots Thrown: 48                            
Head Shots Landed: 25                            
Body Shots Thrown: 12                            
Body Shots Landed: 4                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 6                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 23                            
Power Shots Landed: 10                            
Head Shots Thrown: 21                            
Head Shots Landed: 8                             
Body Shots Thrown: 8                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Round 6: 

Seidel tries to step out of his opponents range and is on target with a solid cross.  
Alassel is on target with a cross to his opponents body.  
Alassel lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  
Alassel closes the distance.  Seidel is on target with a firm right hook to his opponents body.  
Alassel forces Seidel to retreat onto the ropes.  Seidel is on target with a sharp left hook to Alassel's liver.  Seidel holds on to his opponent.  The ref calls break and the two fighters separate.  
Seidel lands a sharp left hook.  
Alassel gets on the inside.  Seidel sidesteps to the right of his opponent and lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Seidel is on target with a sharp right uppercut to Alassel's ribs.  
Alassel steps inside and lands a right uppercut.  
Alassel is looking to close the distance and lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  Seidel clinches his opponent.  Seidel pushes his forearm into Alassel's face.  The referee breaks the clinch and warns Seidel to stop fouling.  
Seidel lands an overhand left, jab and an overhand left to his opponents head.  
Alassel walks Seidel onto the ropes.  Seidel throws a jab, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a cross.  
Seidel digs in a right hook to his opponents body.  
Seidel tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alassel throws a jab, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a right hook to Alassel's body.  


Round 6 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 16                            
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 23                            
Power Shots Landed: 12                            
Head Shots Thrown: 28                            
Head Shots Landed: 11                            
Body Shots Thrown: 11                            
Body Shots Landed: 5                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 28                            
Power Shots Landed: 7                             
Head Shots Thrown: 25                            
Head Shots Landed: 3                             
Body Shots Thrown: 11                            
Body Shots Landed: 5                             

Round 7: 

Alassel lands a cross followed by a left uppercut to his opponents head.  
Alassel gets on the inside.  Seidel lands a left hook to the head, a right hook to the head and a right hook to the body.  
Seidel steps to the outside and is on target with a solid jab.  
Alassel forces Seidel to retreat into a corner.  Alassel lands with a ramrod jab.  
Alassel gets on the inside and walks his opponent onto the ropes.  Seidel digs in a left hook to Alassel's body.  
Alassel advances into close range.  Seidel digs in a solid left hook to Alassel's body.  
Seidel tries to land a jab, but Alassel blocks the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Seidel lands a right hook to the body followed by a left hook to the head.  
Alassel steps inside.  Seidel lands a right uppercut to the body followed by a left hook to the head.  
Seidel steps away from his opponent and connects with a cross.  
Alassel steps inside.  Seidel lands a nasty right hook.  ALASSEL WAS STUNNED BY THAT SHOT!  Alassel almost instantly gets his legs back. 
Seidel lands a jab.  
Alassel gets on the inside.  Seidel connects with a firm right hook.  
Seidel lands a left uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Alassel lands a left hook to the head, a jab to the head and a left hook to the body.  
Seidel is looking to keep the action on the outside and tries to land a jab, but Alassel sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Alassel advances into close range and walks Seidel onto the ropes.  Seidel is on target with a sharp left hook to Alassel's ribs.  Seidel tries to land a left hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alassel lands a left hook followed by a cross to his opponents body.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside and lands two jabs followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Alassel gets on the inside.  Seidel connects with a right hook.  Seidel ties up his opponent.  As they grapple, Alassel pushes his forearm into Seidel's face.  The referee separates the two fighters and warns Alassel.  
Alassel hits the target with a stiff jab.  
At the end of Round 7, lets listen in on the corners...Seidel's trainer is passing on some tactical advice.  

Round 7 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 12                            
Jabs Landed: 5                             
Power Shots Thrown: 31                            
Power Shots Landed: 17                            
Head Shots Thrown: 35                            
Head Shots Landed: 16                            
Body Shots Thrown: 8                             
Body Shots Landed: 6                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 12                            
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 26                            
Power Shots Landed: 9                             
Head Shots Thrown: 31                            
Head Shots Landed: 10                            
Body Shots Thrown: 7                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Round 8: 

Alassel sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Alassel tries to land a left hook, but Seidel blocks the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Seidel lands with a stiff jab.  
Alassel lands a left hook to the body followed by a jab to the head.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside and is on target with a cross.  
Alassel manages to force Seidel onto the ropes.  Alassel lands a jab to the head followed by a left hook to the body.  
Seidel quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands a sharp jab.  
Seidel lands an overhand left.  
Alassel hits home with a cross.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside and lands a jab.  
Seidel lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alassel forces Seidel to back into the ropes.  Seidel lands a jab to the head followed by a left hook to the body.  Seidel tries to land a cross, but Alassel sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Alassel tries to land a jab, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alassel lands a right hook followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Seidel feints a right hook, but Alassel ignores the feint and lands with a cross.  
Seidel hits the target with a sharp jab.  


Round 8 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 15                            
Jabs Landed: 9                             
Power Shots Thrown: 13                            
Power Shots Landed: 5                             
Head Shots Thrown: 27                            
Head Shots Landed: 13                            
Body Shots Thrown: 1                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 10                            
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 20                            
Power Shots Landed: 7                             
Head Shots Thrown: 24                            
Head Shots Landed: 7                             
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Round 9: 

Seidel switches the action to the outside and lands a cross.  
Seidel lowers his guard, attempting to draw a lead.  Alassel lands a sharp jab.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside.  Alassel connects with a cross.  
Alassel throws a cross, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Seidel drives a right hook into Alassel's body.  
Seidel steps to the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Seidel lands a cross followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Alassel steps inside and connects with a right hook.  
Seidel tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a hard jab.  
Seidel lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  He continues the combination and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alassel is looking to close the distance.  Seidel is on target with a potent left uppercut.  ALASSEL WAS STUNNED BY THAT SHOT!  Alassel recovers before his opponent can take advantage. 
Alassel closes the distance and attempts to land a left uppercut, but Seidel blocks the shot and counters with a firm cross.  
Seidel hits home with a solid left uppercut.  
Alassel is looking to close the distance.  Seidel lands a left hook followed by a right uppercut to his opponents head.  HE HAS HIS OPPONENT IN TROUBLE!  Alassel recovers before his opponent can take advantage. 
Seidel gets on the inside and hits home with a left hook.  
Seidel steps to the outside and lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  He follows up the attack and lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Alassel is looking to close the distance and connects with a right hook.  Seidel ties up his opponent.  Seidel leans on his opponent trying to wear him down. The ref breaks the clinch and signals for the action to continue.  
Alassel digs in a right uppercut to Seidel's body.  


Round 9 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 14                            
Jabs Landed: 7                             
Power Shots Thrown: 24                            
Power Shots Landed: 16                            
Head Shots Thrown: 34                            
Head Shots Landed: 22                            
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 4                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 15                            
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 15                            
Head Shots Landed: 4                             
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 10: 

Alassel steps inside and hits home with a right uppercut.  
Alassel gets on the inside and attempts to land a left hook, but Seidel slips the shot and counters with a right hook to Alassel's ribs.  
Seidel switches the action to the outside.  Alassel throws a jab, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a HUGE left uppercut.  ALASSEL WAS STUNNED BY THAT SHOT!  
Seidel knows Alassel is hurt...he is putting the pressure on now, looking for the stoppage.  Seidel lands a double left hook to his opponents head, AND SENDS ALASSEL TO THE CANVAS!  He fails to beat the count!  The winner by KO is Seidel!  


Round 10 Statistics
Seidel: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 7                             
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 6                             
Head Shots Landed: 3                             
Body Shots Thrown: 1                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Alassel: 
Jabs Thrown: 2                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 3                             
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 5                             
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 0                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 1 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 2 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 3 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 4 Scores: 9 - 10  9 - 10  9 - 10
Round 5 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 6 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 7 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 8 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 9 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9


Fight Statistics
Seidel: 
Total Punches Thrown: 429                           
Total Punches Landed: 210                           
Total Head Shots Thrown: 351                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 171                           
Total Body Shots Thrown: 78                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 39                            
Total Power Shots Thrown: 272                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 144                           
Total Jabs Thrown: 157                           
Total Jabs Landed: 66                            

Alassel: 
Total Punches Thrown: 298                           
Total Punches Landed: 82                            
Total Head Shots Thrown: 231                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 58                            
Total Body Shots Thrown: 67                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 24                            
Total Power Shots Thrown: 222                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 69                            
Total Jabs Thrown: 76                            
Total Jabs Landed: 13