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28/01/2034
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Gregor Hattan vs Seth Allan

Boxing Daily Report from the AI Australia-South Australia promoted show at Seaford Recreation Centre, Adelaide,  taking place on 04/09/2033:

There are plenty of empty seats out here tonight, with the show nowhere near close to selling out.  
Next up is the main event of the show.  This is a mandatory fight for the Australia-South Australia Super Welterweight title.  

Looking to impress the boxing fans in attendance and those watching live on WIN, the two fighters competing in this 10 round matchup are Gregor Hattan (18 - 1) who hails from Adelaide, Australia and Seth Allan(6 - 11 - 4) from Adelaide, Australia.  Both Hattan and Allan weighed in at 154 pounds.  
The referee tonight is Roger Milton, and the three ringside judges are Roger Milton, Zach Drummond and Adam Pennison.  

Round 1: 

Hattan is on target with a right uppercut.  
Hattan feints a right hook, and then lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan leans back on the ropes...he waves his opponent in!  Allan attempts to land a cross, but Hattan sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Allan steps inside.  Allan sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Hattan hits home with a left uppercut.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands two jabs to the body, and one to the head.  
Hattan steps to the outside and is on target with a jab.  
Allan feints a left hook, but Hattan ignores the feint and lands with a left uppercut.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents body.  
Allan throws a right hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands a jab followed by  two straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan hits home with a hard jab.  
Hattan is on target with a cross.  
Hattan hits the target with a solid jab.  
Hattan lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Allan sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a hard jab.  
Allan feints a right hook, and then is on target with a right uppercut.  
Hattan steps away from his opponent and lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  He follows up the attack and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands two jabs to the body, and one to the head.  
Hattan drives a sharp jab into his opponents face.  
Hattan lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
At the end of Round 1, lets listen in on the corners...Hattan's trainer is passing on some tactical advice.  Allan's trainer is advising how he could be more accurate.  

Round 1 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 43                            
Jabs Landed: 36                            
Power Shots Thrown: 27                            
Power Shots Landed: 17                            
Head Shots Thrown: 64                            
Head Shots Landed: 48                            
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 5                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 15                            
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 12                            
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 2: 

Hattan lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a ramrod jab.  
Hattan switches the action to the outside and lands with a solid jab.  
Hattan finds the target with a jab.  
Hattan lands a sharp jab.  
Hattan attempts to land a right uppercut, but Allan parries the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Hattan steps away from his opponent and lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Allan sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Hattan lands with a spiteful jab.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Allan stands off with low guard waiting for his opponent to launch an attack.  Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a jab to the body followed by a cross to the head.  
Allan throws a jab, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands a jab.  
Allan advances into close range.  Hattan lands a right uppercut followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan finds the target with a ramrod jab.  
Hattan lands a spiteful jab.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a jab followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside.  Allan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Hattan is on target with an overhand right.  
Hattan lands a cross.  
Hattan lands a cross.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan hits home with a cross.  
At the end of Round 2, lets listen in on the corners...Allan's trainer is telling his fighter to increase his workrate.  

Round 2 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 37                            
Jabs Landed: 22                            
Power Shots Thrown: 20                            
Power Shots Landed: 13                            
Head Shots Thrown: 54                            
Head Shots Landed: 34                            
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 3                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 10                            
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 11                            
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 3: 

Allan lands a left uppercut to the body followed by a right hook to the head.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Allan feints a jab, and then is on target with a cross.  
Hattan is looking to keep his distance and attempts to land a jab, but Allan parries the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Allan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Hattan hits home with a hard jab.  
Hattan lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan is on target with a jab to Allan's body.  
Allan gets on the inside.  Allan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Hattan tries to land a right hook, but Allan sidesteps and counters with a right hook to Hattan's body.  
Hattan steps to the outside and drives a ramrod jab into his opponents face.  
Hattan lands with a sharp jab.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a cross.  
Allan throws a cross, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Hattan lands a jab to the body, and then to the head.  
Hattan switches the action to the outside and lands a solid jab.  
Hattan hits home with an overhand left.  
Hattan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Allan sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Hattan lands a right uppercut followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands with a stiff jab.  
Hattan lands three consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a stiff jab.  
Hattan lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
At the end of Round 3, lets listen in on the corners...Allan's trainer is telling his fighter to tighten his defence.  

Round 3 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 31                            
Jabs Landed: 20                            
Power Shots Thrown: 18                            
Power Shots Landed: 10                            
Head Shots Thrown: 47                            
Head Shots Landed: 28                            
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 11                            
Power Shots Landed: 5                             
Head Shots Thrown: 9                             
Head Shots Landed: 3                             
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Round 4: 

Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a solid jab to Allan's body.  
Hattan is looking to keep his distance and lands an overhand left followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Allan is looking to close the distance.  Allan pivots to the right of his opponent.  Hattan lands a double left hook to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a right hook.  
Allan hits home with a cross.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands an overhand right, jab and a cross to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan switches the action to the outside and lands a solid jab to Allan's body.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan attempts to land a jab, but Allan slips the shot and counters with a cross.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands a stinging jab.  
Allan sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Allan attempts to land a left hook, but Hattan blocks the shot and counters with a right hook to Allan's body.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Allan hits home with a left hook.  
Hattan is looking to keep his distance and lands a jab followed by a cross to his opponents body.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a hard jab.  
Hattan lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  


Round 4 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 40                            
Jabs Landed: 24                            
Power Shots Thrown: 24                            
Power Shots Landed: 13                            
Head Shots Thrown: 53                            
Head Shots Landed: 32                            
Body Shots Thrown: 11                            
Body Shots Landed: 5                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 2                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 20                            
Power Shots Landed: 3                             
Head Shots Thrown: 19                            
Head Shots Landed: 3                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 5: 

Hattan steps to the outside and is on target with a cross.  
Hattan lands a sharp jab.  
Allan gets on the inside.  Allan pivots from in front of his opponent.  Hattan drives a right uppercut into Allan's ribcage.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a jab to the body, and then to the head.  
Hattan lands a cross, jab and a cross to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps to the outside and is on target with a cross.  
Hattan lands a cross, left hook and a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps away from his opponent and lands a stinging jab.  
Hattan finds the target with a jab.  
Allan tries to land a right hook, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Hattan steps away from his opponent and lands a ramrod jab.  
Hattan hits home with a cross.  
Hattan lands a right hook followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Allan advances into close range.  Hattan lands a left uppercut followed by a left hook to his opponents body.  
Hattan is on target with a jab.  
Hattan switches the action to the outside and lands two straights followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a jab to the body, a jab to the head and a cross to the head.  
Hattan is looking to keep his distance and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Allan closes the distance.  Hattan lands a right hook followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps away from his opponent and lands with a ramrod jab.  
Hattan lands a jab.  
Allan attempts to land a left hook, but Hattan sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Hattan lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  


Round 5 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 28                            
Jabs Landed: 21                            
Power Shots Thrown: 28                            
Power Shots Landed: 21                            
Head Shots Thrown: 49                            
Head Shots Landed: 36                            
Body Shots Thrown: 7                             
Body Shots Landed: 6                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 11                            
Power Shots Landed: 0                             
Head Shots Thrown: 9                             
Head Shots Landed: 0                             
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 6: 

Hattan steps to the outside and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan hits the target with a stinging jab.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan is on target with an overhand left.  
Allan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Hattan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Allan sidesteps to the right of his opponent and hits home with a cross.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and lands two straights followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a jab.  
Hattan drives a jab into Allan's body.  
Hattan lands an overhand right.  
Hattan hits home with an overhand right.  
Hattan hits the target with a ramrod jab.  
Hattan drives a firm jab into his opponents body.  
Hattan lands a jab to the body, and then to the head.  
Hattan hits the target with a ramrod jab.  
Hattan lands an overhand left followed by a cross to his opponents head.  He then lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands with a ramrod jab.  
Hattan is on target with a jab.  
Hattan hits home with a cross.  
Allan feints a cross, tricking Hattan into throwing a right hook counter.  Allan springs the trap and counters with  a cross.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a sharp jab.  
Allan advances into close range.  As the two fighters work on the inside, their heads come together!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Allan dabs at his face checking for damage.  


Round 6 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 35                            
Jabs Landed: 27                            
Power Shots Thrown: 21                            
Power Shots Landed: 12                            
Head Shots Thrown: 50                            
Head Shots Landed: 36                            
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 16                            
Power Shots Landed: 2                             
Head Shots Thrown: 10                            
Head Shots Landed: 2                             
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 7: 

Hattan lands a right hook.  
Allan is desperate to make more of an impact on his opponent.   He turns Hattan and throws an uppercut into his opponents groin area!  The ref tells Allan to keep his punches above the belt.  He gives Hattan time to recover.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan hits home with an overhand right.  
Hattan finds the target with a stiff jab.  
Hattan lands three consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan hits home with a cross.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and strikes his opponents body with a jab.  
Hattan lands a jab to the body followed by a cross to the head.  
Hattan is on target with an overhand left.  
Hattan steps away from his opponent and attempts to land a jab, but Allan dodges the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Hattan is on target with a jab.  
Hattan lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan snaps his opponents head back with a spiteful jab.  
Allan closes the distance.  Allan is starting to lose his head here!   He steps in close and swings a low uppercut into Hattan's groin!  The ref halts the action and sends Hattan to the neutral corner.    He tells Allan to clean up his game.  The ref's patience seems to be wearing thin.  
Hattan switches the action to the outside and lands two consecutive overhand lefts to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a spiteful jab.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Allan closes the distance.  Hattan hits home with a left hook.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Hattan lands an overhand right, cross and an overhand right to his opponents head.  
Allan feints a jab, but Hattan ignores the feint and responds with a right uppercut.  
Hattan lands a right uppercut.  


Round 7 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 28                            
Jabs Landed: 19                            
Power Shots Thrown: 29                            
Power Shots Landed: 19                            
Head Shots Thrown: 51                            
Head Shots Landed: 35                            
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 7                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 12                            
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 15                            
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 8: 

Hattan steps away from his opponent and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Hattan lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Allan sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Hattan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Hattan lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Allan closes the distance.  Hattan hits home with a left hook.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Allan throws a right hook, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a left uppercut.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and is on target with a jab.  
Allan gets on the inside.  Allan wants to work on the inside, but accidentally clashes heads with his opponent!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Hattan dabs at his face checking for damage.  
Hattan lands with a stinging jab.  
Hattan hits home with a spiteful jab.  
Hattan is looking to keep his distance and lands an overhand right followed by  two jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan tries to land a jab, but Allan blocks the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Hattan is looking to keep his distance and is on target with a jab.  
Hattan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  He then lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands with a hard jab.  
Hattan is on target with a hard jab.  
Hattan switches the action to the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  He follows up the attack and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps to the outside and snaps his opponents head back with a stinging jab.  


Round 8 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 33                            
Jabs Landed: 25                            
Power Shots Thrown: 19                            
Power Shots Landed: 11                            
Head Shots Thrown: 51                            
Head Shots Landed: 36                            
Body Shots Thrown: 1                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 1                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 9                             
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 8                             
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 9: 

Hattan lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan is on target with a stiff jab.  
Hattan lands with a sharp jab.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands an overhand right.  
Hattan is on target with a spiteful jab.  
Hattan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a jab.  
Hattan is looking to keep the action on the outside and finds the target with a jab.  
Hattan is on target with a left hook.  
Hattan steps away from his opponent and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan steps to the outside and lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands an overhand right followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Allan sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Hattan lands with a stiff jab.  
Hattan lands a right uppercut.  
Hattan switches the action to the outside and lands a ramrod jab.  
Hattan hits home with a cross.  
Allan attempts to land a cross, but Hattan sidesteps and counters with a left hook.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a jab, overhand right and a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Hattan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Hattan hits the target with a spiteful jab.  
Hattan lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Allan is looking to close the distance and hits home with a right hook.  
Hattan is looking to keep his distance and connects with a cross.  
Hattan lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands a cross followed by  two jabs to his opponents head.  
Hattan hits home with an overhand left.  
Hattan lands a cross.  
At the end of Round 9, lets listen in on the corners...Hattan's trainer is telling his fighter he is winning comfortably and should get on his bike for the remainder of the fight.  Allan's trainer is telling his fighter to go out and knock out his opponent!  

Round 9 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 37                            
Jabs Landed: 22                            
Power Shots Thrown: 26                            
Power Shots Landed: 20                            
Head Shots Thrown: 61                            
Head Shots Landed: 42                            
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 11                            
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 9                             
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 10: 

Hattan lands a left hook followed by a left uppercut to his opponents head.  
Hattan tries to land a jab, but Allan blocks the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Allan closes the distance.  Hattan lands a left uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Allan throws a right hook, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a left uppercut to Allan's liver.  
Allan gets on the inside.  Hattan lands a left uppercut followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Hattan lands with a ramrod jab.  
Hattan is on target with a ramrod jab.  Hattan tries to land a jab, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Hattan is on target with a stiff jab.  
Hattan lands with a solid jab.  
Hattan is on target with a cross.  
Hattan is on target with a jab.  
Hattan is on target with a cross.  
Allan is looking to close the distance.  Hattan connects with a left hook.  
Allan connects with a right hook.  


Round 10 Statistics
Hattan: 
Jabs Thrown: 15                            
Jabs Landed: 5                             
Power Shots Thrown: 17                            
Power Shots Landed: 10                            
Head Shots Thrown: 29                            
Head Shots Landed: 14                            
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Allan: 
Jabs Thrown: 4                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 14                            
Power Shots Landed: 3                             
Head Shots Thrown: 15                            
Head Shots Landed: 2                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 1 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 2 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 3 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 4 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 5 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 6 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 7 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 8 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 9 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 10 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9


Final Scorecards: 100 - 90  100 - 90  100 - 90

The winner, by Unanimous Decision, from Adelaide, Australia.... Gregor Hattan

Fight Statistics
Hattan: 
Total Punches Thrown: 556                           
Total Punches Landed: 367                           
Total Head Shots Thrown: 509                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 341                           
Total Body Shots Thrown: 47                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 26                            
Total Power Shots Thrown: 229                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 146                           
Total Jabs Thrown: 327                           
Total Jabs Landed: 221                           

Allan: 
Total Punches Thrown: 146                           
Total Punches Landed: 18                            
Total Head Shots Thrown: 117                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 15                            
Total Body Shots Thrown: 29                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 3                             
Total Power Shots Thrown: 129                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 18                            
Total Jabs Thrown: 17                            
Total Jabs Landed: 0