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23/08/2033
EOD Running: BackUps
Kirk Laake vs Turpin Tastad

Boxing Daily Report from the Valhalla promotions promoted show at Ullernbanen, Oslo,  taking place on 08/03/2025:

The venue is completely packed out with the fans turning out in force to watch the fights on offer tonight.  
Next up we have one of the supporting contests of this show.  

Looking to impress the boxing fans in attendance, the two fighters competing in this 10 round matchup are Kirk Laake (10(1) - 0) who hails from Oslo, Norway and Turpin Tastad(6 - 3) from Oslo, Norway.  Both Laake and Tastad weighed in at 200 pounds.  
The referee tonight is Lamont Osterberg, and the three ringside judges are Thurston Sollie, Thurston Horn and Njord Hetland.  

Round 1: 

Laake advances into close range.  Tastad is on target with a right hook to Laake's body.  Laake holds on to his opponent.  Tastad is using his forearm in the clinch.  The ref calls break and the two fighters separate.  
Laake closes the distance and manouvers his opponent onto the ropes.  Laake lands a left hook followed by  two right hooks to his opponents head.  
Tastad quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and drives a right hook into Laake's ribcage.  
Tastad lands a left hook followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Tastad steps to the outside.  Tastad feints a left hook, and then lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Tastad hits home with a solid left uppercut.  
Laake drives a right hook into his opponents body.  
Laake closes the distance.  Tastad lands a right uppercut followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Tastad is on target with a left hook.  
Laake gets on the inside.  Laake pivots to the left of his opponent and lands a solid left hook.  
Tastad attempts to land a cross, but Laake slips the shot and counters with a firm right uppercut.  
Laake throws a right hook, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a solid right uppercut.  
Tastad steps away from his opponent and lands a cross followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Laake closes the distance.  Tastad drives a right hook into his opponents body.  
Laake steps inside.  Tastad throws a right uppercut, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a cross.  
Laake is on target with a stinging left hook.  
Laake gets on the inside.  Tastad hits home with a stinging left hook.  
Tastad is on target with a firm left hook.  


Round 1 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 1                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 37                            
Power Shots Landed: 8                             
Head Shots Thrown: 27                            
Head Shots Landed: 7                             
Body Shots Thrown: 11                            
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 11                            
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 39                            
Power Shots Landed: 14                            
Head Shots Thrown: 35                            
Head Shots Landed: 13                            
Body Shots Thrown: 15                            
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Round 2: 

Laake advances into close range and throws a right hook, but his opponent steps away from the punch.  Laake holds on to his opponent.  Laake pushes his forearm into Tastad's face.  The ref separates the two fighters.  
Laake connects with a left uppercut.  
Laake drives a left hook into his opponents body.  
Laake advances into close range and lands a right hook followed by a left hook to his opponents body.  
Laake lands a jab followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Laake advances into close range and digs in a left hook to Tastad's ribs.  
Tastad steps away from his opponent and tries to land an overhand right, but Laake sidesteps and counters with a solid left hook to his opponents ribs.  
Laake advances into close range and lands a right hook to the body followed by two left hook's to the head.  Laake clinches his opponent.  As they grapple, Tastad pushes his forearm into Laake's face.  The ref separates the two fighters.  
Tastad switches the action to the outside and attempts to land a jab, but Laake sidesteps and counters with a firm left uppercut.  
Laake drives a spiteful jab into his opponents face.  
Laake lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Laake digs in a left hook to Tastad's ribs.  
Laake is looking to close the distance and lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  Laake attempts to land a left uppercut, but Tastad blocks the shot and counters with a sharp right hook.  
Laake connects with a left hook.  
Tastad attempts to land a left uppercut, but Laake sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Tastad lands a firm left hook.  
Laake digs in a right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Laake pivots to the right of his opponent and is on target with a right uppercut to Tastad's body.  
Laake lands a left hook.  
Laake throws a jab, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Tastad sidesteps to the right of his opponent and is on target with a right uppercut.  
Tastad tries to land a jab, but Laake sidesteps and counters with a firm cross.  
Laake gets on the inside and lands a right uppercut.  


Round 2 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 10                            
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 39                            
Power Shots Landed: 22                            
Head Shots Thrown: 33                            
Head Shots Landed: 17                            
Body Shots Thrown: 16                            
Body Shots Landed: 9                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 4                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 16                            
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 17                            
Head Shots Landed: 4                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 3: 

Laake closes the distance.  Tastad throws a left hook, but the shot is blocked.  Laake clinches his opponent.  Tastad pushes his forearm into Laake's face.  The referee breaks the clinch and warns Tastad to stop fouling.  
Laake advances into close range.  Tastad is on target with a left hook to Laake's liver.  
Laake closes the distance.  Laake sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Tastad connects with a right hook.  
Tastad steps away from his opponent and lands with a spiteful jab.  
Laake is on target with a left uppercut.  
Laake steps inside.  Tastad lands a sharp left hook.  
Laake lands a solid right uppercut.  
Laake lands a left hook followed by a right uppercut to his opponents head.  
Tastad lands a firm left hook.  
Laake lands two right hooks to the body, and one to the head.  
Laake digs in a right uppercut to Tastad's body.  
Laake connects with a firm right uppercut.  
Tastad throws a left hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a right uppercut to Tastad's body.  
Laake sidesteps to the right of his opponent and drives a left hook into Tastad's body.  
Laake is on target with a sharp right hook.  
Laake is on target with a jab.  
Laake digs in a right hook to his opponents body.  
Laake closes the distance.  Tastad attempts to land a right hook, but Laake sidesteps and counters with a sharp right hook.  
Tastad tries to step out of his opponents range.  Laake lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
At the end of Round 3, lets listen in on the corners...Tastad's trainer is passing on some tactical advice.  

Round 3 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 5                             
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 41                            
Power Shots Landed: 16                            
Head Shots Thrown: 30                            
Head Shots Landed: 12                            
Body Shots Thrown: 16                            
Body Shots Landed: 6                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 2                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 17                            
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 16                            
Head Shots Landed: 4                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 4: 

Tastad pivots from in front of his opponent and lands a left uppercut to the body followed by a jab to the head.  
Tastad sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Laake is on target with a stinging right hook.  
Tastad lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Laake closes the distance and drives a right hook into Tastad's ribs.  
Laake lands a cross to the body followed by a right hook to the head.  He follows up the attack and lands a right hook followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Laake advances into close range and hits home with a firm right hook.  
Laake is looking to close the distance.  Tastad connects with a right hook.  As Tastad tries to work on the inside, the fighters heads come together!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Laake dabs at his face checking for damage.  
Laake manouvers Tastad onto the ropes.  Laake lands a left uppercut to the body followed by a right hook to the head.  
Laake pivots to the side of his opponent and hits home with a right hook.  
Laake lands a left hook to the head followed by a right hook to the body.  
Tastad pivots to the left of his opponent.  Laake tries to land a right hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a cross.  
Laake gets on the inside.  Laake sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Tastad tries to land a left uppercut, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Laake attempts to land a right hook, but Tastad parries the shot and counters with a sharp right uppercut.  
Laake gets on the inside and connects with a solid right hook.  
Tastad throws a left hook, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Laake walks his opponent down, trapping him on the ropes.  Laake digs in a stinging right hook to his opponents ribcage.  
Tastad lands a left hook.  Laake holds on to his opponent.  Tastad tries to make the space to throw a hook, but hits Laake's kidney. 
Laake hits home with a sharp right hook.  
Laake manouvers his opponent onto the ropes.  Laake tries to land a right uppercut, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a cross.  
Laake connects with a right uppercut.  
Laake hits home with a left hook.  
Laake is on target with a right hook to Tastad's body.  
At the end of Round 4, lets listen in on the corners...Tastad's trainer is advising how he could improve the accuracy of his work.  

Round 4 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 5                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 36                            
Power Shots Landed: 20                            
Head Shots Thrown: 28                            
Head Shots Landed: 14                            
Body Shots Thrown: 13                            
Body Shots Landed: 6                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 3                             
Jabs Landed: 3                             
Power Shots Thrown: 22                            
Power Shots Landed: 6                             
Head Shots Thrown: 18                            
Head Shots Landed: 8                             
Body Shots Thrown: 7                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 5: 

Laake sidesteps to the right of his opponent and lands with a sharp jab.  
Laake lands a right hook, cross and a right uppercut to his opponents head.  
Tastad lands two jabs followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Laake connects with a stinging left hook.  
Laake quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands a left hook.  
Tastad steps to the outside and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Tastad tries to step out of his opponents range.  Laake is on target with a jab.  
Laake is looking to close the distance and manouvers his opponent onto the ropes.  Laake drives a left hook into his opponents body.  
Laake lands a left hook to the head, a right hook to the head and a left uppercut to the body.  
Laake is looking to close the distance and drives a right hook into Tastad's body.  
Laake steps inside and lands a right hook.  
Laake throws a right hook, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a solid left uppercut.  
Laake lands a left hook.  
Laake hits home with a stinging left hook.  
Laake gets on the inside and lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Tastad finds the target with a jab.  
Laake is looking to close the distance.  Tastad connects with a right uppercut.  
Laake is on target with a right uppercut to Tastad's body.  
Tastad sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Laake lands a right hook to the body, and then to the head.  
Laake manages to force Tastad into the corner.  Laake lands a left uppercut to the head followed by a left hook to the body.  
Laake is on target with a cross.  


Round 5 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 6                             
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 43                            
Power Shots Landed: 21                            
Head Shots Thrown: 32                            
Head Shots Landed: 17                            
Body Shots Thrown: 17                            
Body Shots Landed: 6                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 20                            
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 24                            
Head Shots Landed: 8                             
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 6: 

Tastad switches the action to the outside.  Laake lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Laake is looking to close the distance.  Tastad is on target with a right uppercut.  
Tastad connects with a left hook.  
Tastad steps to the outside.  Laake lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Laake lands a right hook followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Laake sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Tastad lands a left hook to the head, a right hook to the head and a left hook to the body.  
Laake walks Tastad down, trapping him in the corner.  Laake is on target with a sharp right hook.  
Laake gets on the inside and tries to land a right hook, but Tastad dodges the shot and counters with a cross.  
Laake drives a right hook into Tastad's ribs.  
Laake advances into close range.  Tastad is on target with a right hook.  
Tastad is on target with a right hook.  
Tastad lands a right hook to the body followed by a right uppercut to the head.  As the two fighters work on the inside, their heads come together!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Laake dabs at his face checking for damage.  
Laake steps inside and lands a left hook.  
Laake lands a stiff jab.  


Round 6 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 6                             
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 35                            
Power Shots Landed: 6                             
Head Shots Thrown: 33                            
Head Shots Landed: 9                             
Body Shots Thrown: 8                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 25                            
Power Shots Landed: 10                            
Head Shots Thrown: 17                            
Head Shots Landed: 8                             
Body Shots Thrown: 8                             
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Round 7: 

Laake is looking to close the distance and connects with a stinging left hook.  
Tastad lands a spiteful jab.  
Laake gets on the inside and drives a right uppercut into his opponents ribs.  Laake tries to land a right hook, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Laake walks his opponent down, trapping him in a corner.  Laake digs in a left hook to Tastad's ribs.  
Laake lands a hard jab.  
Laake is looking to close the distance and drives a solid right hook into his opponents body.  
Laake connects with a sharp right hook.  
Tastad lands a left hook to the head followed by a right uppercut to the body.  
Tastad lands a jab.  
Laake is looking to close the distance.  Tastad drives a left hook into Laake's body.  Laake holds on to his opponent.  Laake leans on his opponent trying to wear him down. The ref breaks Laake's hold and signals for the fight to continue.  
Laake hits the target with a stinging jab.  Laake throws a short cross to the body, but lands low!  The ref stops the action and gives Tastad time to recover.  
Laake lands a firm left hook.  
Laake steps inside.  Tastad drives a right hook into Laake's ribcage.  
At the end of Round 7, lets listen in on the corners...Tastad's trainer is telling his fighter he needs to be more active or he's going to get outworked.  

Round 7 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 5                             
Jabs Landed: 3                             
Power Shots Thrown: 26                            
Power Shots Landed: 6                             
Head Shots Thrown: 20                            
Head Shots Landed: 6                             
Body Shots Thrown: 11                            
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 5                             
Jabs Landed: 3                             
Power Shots Thrown: 18                            
Power Shots Landed: 5                             
Head Shots Thrown: 14                            
Head Shots Landed: 5                             
Body Shots Thrown: 9                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Round 8: 

Laake is on target with a sharp right hook to Tastad's ribs.  
Laake advances into close range.  Tastad tries to land a right hook, but Laake slips the shot and counters with a left uppercut to Tastad's body.  
Laake is on target with a right uppercut.  
Laake pivots to the right of his opponent.  Tastad lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Tastad lands a solid left hook.  
Laake lands a stinging jab.  
Laake digs in a right hook to his opponents ribs.  
Tastad pivots to the right of his opponent.  Laake lands a spiteful jab.  
Tastad is looking to keep his distance and tries to land a jab, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a solid cross.  
Laake steps inside.  Tastad pivots to the side of his opponent.  Laake lands a right hook to the body, and then to the head.  
Laake connects with a left hook.  
Tastad sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Laake lands a right hook followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Laake is on target with a right hook to his opponents body.  
Laake is on target with a solid right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Laake advances into close range and lands a solid right hook.  
Tastad attempts to land a jab, but Laake slips the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Laake is looking to close the distance and lands two left hooks followed by a left uppercut to his opponents head.  
As the two fighters work on the inside, their heads come together!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Laake dabs at his face checking for damage.  
Tastad tries to step out of his opponents range.  Laake is on target with an overhand left.  
Laake manouvers his opponent onto the ropes.  Tastad drives a left hook into his opponents body.  


Round 8 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 3                             
Power Shots Thrown: 37                            
Power Shots Landed: 17                            
Head Shots Thrown: 30                            
Head Shots Landed: 14                            
Body Shots Thrown: 15                            
Body Shots Landed: 6                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 5                             
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 18                            
Power Shots Landed: 2                             
Head Shots Thrown: 16                            
Head Shots Landed: 3                             
Body Shots Thrown: 7                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 9: 

Tastad is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Laake lands a right hook to the head followed by a left uppercut to the body.  
Laake closes the distance.  Tastad attempts to land a left hook, but Laake dodges the shot and counters with a firm right uppercut.  
Laake drives a left hook into his opponents body.  
Tastad digs in a stinging left uppercut to his opponents liver.  
Laake advances into close range and attempts to land a right hook, but Tastad blocks the shot and counters with a right uppercut.  
Laake is on target with a right hook.  
Laake lands a right hook to the body, and then to the head.  
Laake lands a solid cross.  
Tastad lands a right hook to the body followed by a left hook to the head.  
Laake is on target with a right hook.  
Tastad lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Tastad lowers his hands, trying to provoke his opponent to attack.  Laake finds the target with a stiff jab.  
Laake sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Tastad lands a spiteful jab.  
Tastad is looking to keep his distance and lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Tastad connects with a sharp left hook.  
Tastad digs in a right hook to Laake's body.  


Round 9 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 3                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 27                            
Power Shots Landed: 9                             
Head Shots Thrown: 20                            
Head Shots Landed: 7                             
Body Shots Thrown: 10                            
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 7                             
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 24                            
Power Shots Landed: 9                             
Head Shots Thrown: 26                            
Head Shots Landed: 10                            
Body Shots Thrown: 5                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Round 10: 

Laake forces Tastad to retreat into a neutral corner.  Laake lands a right hook followed by a left hook to his opponents body.  
Laake is on target with a right uppercut.  
Laake sidesteps to the left of his opponent and is on target with a right hook.  
Tastad connects with a cross.  
Laake drives a right hook into Tastad's ribs.  
Tastad is on target with a cross.  
Laake advances into close range and lands a right uppercut to the body, a right hook to the body and a right uppercut to the head.  
Laake is on target with a sharp right hook.  
Tastad strikes his opponents body with a sharp jab.  
Laake lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Laake advances into close range.  Tastad pivots from in front of his opponent.  Tastad throws a left hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Tastad lands a cross.  
Tastad is on target with a ramrod jab.  


Round 10 Statistics
Laake: 
Jabs Thrown: 9                             
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 35                            
Power Shots Landed: 10                            
Head Shots Thrown: 32                            
Head Shots Landed: 9                             
Body Shots Thrown: 12                            
Body Shots Landed: 5                             

Tastad: 
Jabs Thrown: 9                             
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 20                            
Power Shots Landed: 3                             
Head Shots Thrown: 19                            
Head Shots Landed: 4                             
Body Shots Thrown: 10                            
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 1 Scores: 9 - 10  9 - 10  9 - 10
Round 2 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 3 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 4 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 5 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 6 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 7 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 8 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 9 Scores: 9 - 10  9 - 10  9 - 10
Round 10 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9


Final Scorecards: 98 - 92  98 - 92  98 - 92

The winner, by Unanimous Decision, from Oslo, Norway.... Kirk Laake

Fight Statistics
Laake: 
Total Punches Thrown: 414                           
Total Punches Landed: 158                           
Total Head Shots Thrown: 285                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 112                           
Total Body Shots Thrown: 129                           
Total Body Shots Landed: 46                            
Total Power Shots Thrown: 356                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 135                           
Total Jabs Thrown: 58                            
Total Jabs Landed: 23                            

Tastad: 
Total Punches Thrown: 273                           
Total Punches Landed: 82                            
Total Head Shots Thrown: 202                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 67                            
Total Body Shots Thrown: 71                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 15                            
Total Power Shots Thrown: 219                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 61                            
Total Jabs Thrown: 54                            
Total Jabs Landed: 21